I'm crazy about cactus and a sucker for a succulent. You only have to look at my super-fun plant business - Fabulous Plants - to see that. Cacti are like living sculptures and they take us to warmer climes and feel exotic especially in a cold, dark and wet UK.
Amsterdamers, Scotch & Soda, has gone all Americana, this season, taking us to the great American desert and decorating this casual trucker jacket with a plethora of cactus varieties. These embroidered motifs standout on the neutral background and will look great whether you are potting up your latest specimen or slamming tequila - another desert crop.
Wear with light wash jeans - like here - or team with sportswear and a simple T-shirt. Just don't be a prick!
Left & Below - Scotch & Soda - Cotton Trucker Jacket - £215
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Tie-dye is a trend that's always bubbling under, quite literally. At every price point, there's a bleed of colour for every fashion wanker. It's guaranteed to make you smile, and we could do with anything that does that right now. Darker tie-dye is more evening and formal, while full blown rainbow is more holiday and festival. Why don't you buy a kit online and have a go on some old white T-shirts? It's the perfect lockdown fashion activity.
For those who aren't sure - just yet! - go for a pair of tie-dye sports socks and rock with a pair of summer shorts and trainers.
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Left - Amiri - Tie-Dye Print Silk Shirt - £1000 from Matchesfashion.com
Left - Urban Outfitters - Typography Blue and Purple Tie-Dye Socks 1-Pack - £6
Left - Levi's - Tie Dye Trucker Jacket - £88 from Topman
Left- mnml - Spiral Wash Tee - £21
Left - By Walid - Marek Tie-Dye Raw Silk Trousers - £560, Ally Tie Dye-Effect Silk Shirt - £555 from Matchesfashion.com
Left - Issey Miyake - Tie-Dyed Cotton T-Shirt - £350 from FarFetch
Left - FabLab FL004 Toy £9.99 from Amazon
Left - Stussy - Tie Dye Socks - £18
Left - Crocs - £27.99
Left - Maison Scotch - £104.95
Left - Umbro - Calidoscope Sweat - £55
Below - iets frans - Yellow Tie-Dye Sweatshirt - £46 Urban Outfitters