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Menswear OOTD The Chic Geek Blogger Parka London coat

So, he's written the book (BUY NOW!!!!!!!!!), now, he's wearing the Fashion Wankers T-shirt, we just need Fashion Wankers; The Movie. I'm thinking Michael Fassbender to play me, what about you?!

Back to the latest menswear OOTD. In the honey-coloured autumnal light, TheChicGeek took a trip to the dock. As the chill from the water started to bite his reliable faux-fur trimmed parka was the best option teamed with simple straight leg jeans and snaffle loafers. Much like Superman, or Supergeek! his real Fashion Wankers identity is revealed. If you would like a super-cool Fashion Wankers T-Shirt too email This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

Left & Below - Credits - Gifted - Coat - Parka London, Shirt - Emmett, T-Shirt - Fashion Wankers, Jeans - Paige, Shoes - Dune

Menswear OOTD The Chic Geek Blogger Parka London coat

Menswear OOTD The Chic Geek Blogger Parka London coat

Menswear OOTD The Chic Geek Blogger Parka London coat

Menswear OOTD The Chic Geek Blogger Parka London coat

Menswear OOTD The Chic Geek Blogger Parka London coat

Menswear OOTD The Chic Geek Blogger Parka London coat

Published in Outfit of the Day

Bottega Veneta derby leather black shoes Daniel Lee Product of the week menswearBottega Veneta’s Daniel Lee is it killing atm. Move over Givenchy, as his new interpretation of the famous weaved intrecciato gets the fashion folk in a tizzy. Those new clutches turned messenger bags look fresh as, FYI. These classic lace-ups are getting in on the squidgy, cuddly and cushioned trend while referencing the brand and let those in the know - Fashion Wankers - that you know exactly what you are doing.

Left & Below - Bottega Veneta - Derby Shoes In Nappa Dream - £845

BUY TheChicGeek's new book - FASHIONWANKERS - HERE

Bottega Veneta derby leather black shoes Daniel Lee Product of the week menswear

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Book review Fashion Wankers Marcus Jaye

Are you more Romford than Tom Ford? My latest book, Fashion Wankers - It Takes One To Know One, has just been released. The idea is, in the age of Tom Ford’s 'Fucking Fabulous’, Eggslut and Bollocks To Brexit, the ‘Fashion Wanker’ is the new fashionista (or fashionisto). 

It’s all about confidence and being able to laugh at yourself. The truly stylish are the first to poke fun at themselves after all and it’s a very British thing.

Left - Fashion Wankers Cover - For those more Quality Street than Dover Street...

Book review Fashion Wankers Marcus Jaye how to throw shadeFashion Wankers is the funniest fashion book (obvs. I wrote it!) this side of fashion week. It shows you how to be a fashion wanker and will help you spot which wanker you are and what to look for out the selection of 16 fashion wankers. Once you’ve learnt to recognise your fellow Fashion Wankers, you will discover the fun of creating a Fashion Wanker look all of your own. It also comes with its own fun fold-out, style-guide game of #FashionWankers Bingo. 

Whether you are a self-confessed Fashion Wanker, know one, love one, are related to one or want to be one, then this book is for you. This is your Tough Mudder, if you will, your journey into becoming the biggest wanker of all the Fashion Wankers. OWN IT. 

Every fashion wanker should have this waiting for them under their Christmas tree. Shut the front Dior!

Published by Ammonite. 128 pages. You can buy signed & personalised copies for £13.50 (Free Postage) whilst stock last from www.fashionwankers.com

I love you for all your fashion-wankiness!

TheChicGeek XX

Also available at Amazon, WHSmith, Blackwell's, Foyles, Selfridges, Waterstones

Tag #FashionWankers in your social media with your copy 

Book review Fashion Wankers Marcus Jaye

Book review Fashion Wankers Marcus Jaye

Published in Fashion

Banksy clutch brick bag Croydon Gross Domestic Product menswearThe biggest thing to hit Croydon since the tram, Banksy’s pop-up, Gross Domestic Product, the homewares brand from Banksy, opened a shop showcasing his latest and greatest hits collection of social commentary. The affordable, well, in the context that one of his paintings recently went for £10 million, pieces are available through a ballot system. You’ll be notified if you’re lucky to win anything and then you have the option to buy it. You only get one pick!

Here’s my choice: “This fashion-forward accessory is made from a genuine real life house brick and is perfect for the kind of person who doesn’t carry much but might need to whack someone in the face. Probably no less practical than the output of most haute couture fashion houses. Made from random bits of old handbag so yours may differ from the one pictured. Signed.” says the website.

Not that Banksy seems to know that clutches don’t usually have handles, but who am I to tell him anything…

You have until October 28th 2019 to register your interest.

BUY TheChicGeek's new book - FASHIONWANKERS - HERE

 

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