Thursday, 21 April 2011 11:25

Will's Options for The Big Day

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The wedding is drawing very close, and while Prince William is fine in most areas, it's his hair that needs a little definition. No doubt he'll be immaculately turned out in his Savile Row military uniform when he takes the hand of Kate Middleton, but we just hope the haircut doesn't let him down. TheChicGeek has chosen a selection of the best haircuts of our time which have been forwarded on to Clarence House. We are eagerly waiting to see which one he chooses!

The 'Statham'

This requires going with the thinning hair line and having the whole thing clippered off. A number 2 all over, thin hair looks thicker if you cut it short. The 'Statham' would look good on Wills as long as he leaves the mockney, geezer talk to Jason or Danny Dyer.

The 'Boris'

This requires an amateur hairdresser and a pair of sheers. They need to shut their eyes and start hacking. The resulting confection is a strange blonde mop of unequal lengths. Not sure Will's grandmother would be amused.

 

The 'Warhol'

Another blonde mop, but this time a synthetic toupee strictly parted to the side and matched with a vacant and distance look. Not good if it gets a bit breezy around Westminster Abbey.

The 'Trump'

An art form, turning a few strands of hair into a candy floss construction across the whole of the head. With Donald Trump's hair you're not sure where it starts or where it finishes, matched with the orange tan this look might be a bit 'new money' for William.

The 'Berlusconi'

Bunga Bunga Berlusconi has the classic hair-in-a-can/shoe polish look which always looks a strange unnatural colour. If Wills wants that Just for Men look then go for this.

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